Buy your own chocolate and save yourself the trouble.
We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us about the worst Valentine’s Day dates they’ve been on, and woo boy, these stories don’t disappoint.
1. This smoking-hot date:
“We went out for dinner. She leaned in to kiss me, and her hair got caught in the candle. She didn’t realize and proceeded to spread the fire to my very nice dress shirt. She then blamed it on me. Never saw her again.”
2. This emo farewell:
“The guy I’d been seeing gave me black and dead roses, saying that’s how he saw our relationship: dead.”
3. This last-minute change:
“I had been dating my boyfriend for almost a year. His mom HATED me ’cause he was her ‘little boy.’On the way to the restaurant, my boyfriend decided to turn around so we could take his freaking parents with us. Things were never the same after our surprise ~double date.~”